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Offline FartSniff

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« on: December 02, 2004, 09:27:50 pm »
How good are hotel carpets? They're like all upper class and shit. Then you just spit on them and downgrade them. I like it. They have purdy colors. Have you ever spat on a rug? Was it fun?


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« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2004, 11:04:49 pm »
they are usually red in colour
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« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2004, 11:11:09 pm »
And stained

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« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2004, 03:21:09 pm »
Did you munch it?

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« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2004, 10:10:48 pm »
Carpet is for wiping your shoes on, not munching.

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« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2004, 03:09:20 am »
You don't know what we can find, why don't you come with me little girl, on a magic carpet ride.

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« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2004, 03:31:09 am »
I'll ride your carpet.


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« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2004, 02:18:11 am »
spunk stains add character.
fuck.

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« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2004, 07:29:08 pm »
So does a bad odour

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« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2004, 07:03:26 pm »
So does 150 level up points.

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« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2004, 09:14:46 pm »
So do swollen scabs and thrush

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« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2004, 12:21:01 am »
Piss in the sink and shower.
I can't wait to fuckin' hammer somebody.

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« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2005, 02:17:40 am »
Shit inside the bedsheets.

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« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2005, 11:12:47 am »
Put earwax in your pillowcase.


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« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2005, 04:59:48 pm »
Scorpions in your underwear.