Author Topic: This is God. (Read 29696 times)

GOD · « **on:** January 24, 2005, 01:55:46 am »

Hello Friends,
I am God. Feel free to ask me anything you like.
Eternal regards,
God.

CORPORAL JIGSAW QUANDARY · « **Reply #1 on:** January 24, 2005, 09:31:14 am »

Dear God, are you the king in the black limousine?
Dear God your sky is blue, as a gunshot wound
Dear God if you were alive, you know we'd kill you...

seriously, why did you create flies? fkuc you.
if i can be god as well give me absolutley no sign. thy will be done.

RALPHOUS · « **Reply #2 on:** January 24, 2005, 11:15:02 am »

Dear Faggot.

YOU ARE A FAGGOT, GOODBYE.

arthur fonzarelli · « **Reply #3 on:** January 24, 2005, 02:37:24 pm »

hey, i just farted i may or may not follow through soon.

Crazy Legs · « **Reply #4 on:** January 24, 2005, 05:27:17 pm »

Dear God,
It has come to my attention that you do not exist. If you do exist, why do you let bad things happen? Lies make baby jesus cry.
Yours sincerely,
Crazy Legs M.D.

New and improved BeerBaron. · « **Reply #5 on:** January 24, 2005, 06:10:58 pm »

Dear god,
Why are most pizza and fish and chip shops shut on mondays, and the only time u really feel like having either of them is on a monday night. HUH, ANSDWER THAT ONE CUNT, I FUCKEN DARE YA.

Crazy Legs · « **Reply #6 on:** January 24, 2005, 06:16:02 pm »

I SMASH DA DOG KUNTZ

GOD · « **Reply #7 on:** January 24, 2005, 06:19:49 pm »

Quote from: CORPORAL JIGSAW QUANDARY

Dear God, are you the king in the black limousine?
seriously, why did you create flies?

a. No.
b. To keep Aboriginals dancing.

GOD · « **Reply #8 on:** January 24, 2005, 06:24:54 pm »

Quote from: Crazy Legs

If you do exist, why do you let bad things happen?

a. I don't. It's normally Mary's ideas to make tsunamis n shit.

arthur fonzarelli · « **Reply #9 on:** January 24, 2005, 06:27:55 pm »

our father who art in heaven hello be thy name

GOD · « **Reply #10 on:** January 24, 2005, 06:32:13 pm »

Quote from: Beer Baron

Why are most pizza and fish and chip shops shut on mondays, and the only time u really feel like having either of them is on a monday night.

a. Non-Whites go to church on Monday nights.

GOD · « **Reply #11 on:** January 24, 2005, 06:35:43 pm »

Quote from: arthur fonzarelli

our father who art in heaven hello be thy name

That's my favorite prayer!

arthur fonzarelli · « **Reply #12 on:** January 24, 2005, 06:37:07 pm »

Quote from: GOD

Quote from: arthur fonzarelli
our father who art in heaven hello be thy name

That's my favorite prayer!

finish it off.

RALPHOUS · « **Reply #13 on:** January 25, 2005, 04:19:44 am »

Hey god, whats going on dude?!

Are you the real thing? I just wanted to know if you could make me the sickest writer.

Like I want to be like twist and stuff hes so talented, I heard hes a real cool dude aswell!!!!

arthur fonzarelli · « **Reply #14 on:** January 25, 2005, 04:25:45 am »