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« on: January 24, 2005, 01:55:46 am »
Hello Friends,
I am God. Feel free to ask me anything you like.
Eternal regards,
God.

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« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2005, 09:31:14 am »
Dear God, are you the king in the black limousine?
Dear God your sky is blue, as a gunshot wound
Dear God if you were alive, you know we'd kill you...

seriously, why did you create flies? fkuc you.
if i can be god as well give me absolutley no sign. thy will be done.
Scribble symbols on walls with faeces.
Marquis De Sade did it...

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« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2005, 11:15:02 am »
Dear Faggot.

YOU ARE A FAGGOT, GOODBYE.

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« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2005, 02:37:24 pm »
hey, i just farted i may or may not follow through soon.
He was a sk8r boi! She said seeya later boi!

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« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2005, 05:27:17 pm »
Dear God,
                It has come to my attention that you do not exist. If you do exist, why do you let bad things happen? Lies make baby jesus cry.
                                                                              Yours sincerely,
                                                                              Crazy Legs M.D.

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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2005, 06:10:58 pm »
Dear god,
Why are most pizza and fish and chip shops shut on mondays, and the only time u really feel like having either of them is on a monday night. HUH, ANSDWER THAT ONE CUNT, I FUCKEN DARE YA.
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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2005, 06:16:02 pm »
I SMASH DA DOG KUNTZ

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« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2005, 06:19:49 pm »
Quote from: CORPORAL JIGSAW QUANDARY
Dear God, are you the king in the black limousine?
seriously, why did you create flies?

a. No.
b. To keep Aboriginals dancing.

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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2005, 06:24:54 pm »
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If you do exist, why do you let bad things happen?

a. I don't. It's normally Mary's ideas to make tsunamis n shit.

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« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2005, 06:27:55 pm »
our father who art in heaven hello be thy name
He was a sk8r boi! She said seeya later boi!

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« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2005, 06:32:13 pm »
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Why are most pizza and fish and chip shops shut on mondays, and the only time u really feel like having either of them is on a monday night.

a. Non-Whites go to church on Monday nights.

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« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2005, 06:35:43 pm »
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our father who art in heaven hello be thy name

That's my favorite prayer!

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« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2005, 06:37:07 pm »
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our father who art in heaven hello be thy name

That's my favorite prayer!
finish it off.
He was a sk8r boi! She said seeya later boi!

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« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2005, 04:19:44 am »
Hey god, whats going on dude?!

Are you the real thing? I just wanted to know if you could make me the sickest writer.

Like I want to be like twist and stuff hes so talented, I heard hes a real cool dude aswell!!!!

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« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2005, 04:25:45 am »
He was a sk8r boi! She said seeya later boi!