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« on: September 07, 2005, 09:29:46 pm »
ok, so i'm at the pub the other night waiting for some friends to turn up. i was at the bar alone and wanted to spark a convo with a sheila sitting at the bar. i was trying to think of what i could say to break the ice but nothing was coming to mind. i then remembered a limerick i heard on a rodney rude cd a while ago... i rolled up the sleeves on my pink shirt, walked up to the girl and in my best rodney voice, i proceeded to quote the king of australian comedy...

There was a young Rabii named Keith,
who circumcised men with his teeth.
Not for the leisure,
or sexual pleasure.
But to get to the cheese underneath.

she was shocked at first then she was laughing histerically. so after i fucked her she asked for another limerick but i had nothing. maybe you guys can help me out with a few limericks to add to my repertoire.

post your best limerick/ice-breaker in this thread.
fuck.

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« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2005, 10:35:51 pm »
that whole story is a lie, except sitting alone at the bar. coz you have no friends..n shit..
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« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2005, 10:53:02 pm »
post a limerick or get the fuck out.
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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2005, 06:13:31 pm »
LIMERICKS ARE FOR TOYZZZ
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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2005, 09:17:48 pm »
stop trying to make people talk on here, if you want active posters go back to ozhiphop dog
He was a sk8r boi! She said seeya later boi!

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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2005, 10:06:12 pm »
you're all ungreatful drug pigs!
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« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2005, 06:07:59 pm »
im peaking as we speak
He was a sk8r boi! She said seeya later boi!

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« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2006, 04:54:12 pm »
YOU DONT PEAK ANYMORE, YOU POWER ON WIZZAHHH
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Re: limericks.
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2006, 11:00:09 am »
ok, so i'm at the pub the other night waiting for some friends to turn up. i was at the bar alone and wanted to spark a convo with a sheila sitting at the bar. i was trying to think of what i could say to break the ice but nothing was coming to mind. i then remembered a limerick i heard on a rodney rude cd a while ago... i rolled up the sleeves on my pink shirt, walked up to the girl and in my best rodney voice, i proceeded to quote the king of australian comedy...

There was a young Rabii named Keith,
who circumcised men with his teeth.
Not for the leisure,
or sexual pleasure.
But to get to the cheese underneath.

she was shocked at first then she was laughing histerically. so after i fucked her she asked for another limerick but i had nothing. maybe you guys can help me out with a few limericks to add to my repertoire.

post your best limerick/ice-breaker in this thread.

that storys code for bangin a dood.

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Re: limericks.
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2006, 12:17:27 pm »
I think you may be right.
I can't wait to fuckin' hammer somebody.

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« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2006, 03:18:23 pm »
THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM LIMERICK
WHO LIKED TO RECITE A LIMERICK
BUT WHEN SHE GOT THERE
THE CUPBOARD WAS BARE
AND SO THE POOR DOG HAD NONE
DON'T SUSPECT ME, I'M NOT A SUSPECT CHARACTER.

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Re: limericks.
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2006, 06:05:09 am »
Thats code for bangin a dood
I can't wait to fuckin' hammer somebody.

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Re: limericks.
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2006, 01:54:44 pm »
no its code for being banged by a dude it is A COP we're talkin about here or it could be code for bangin a dog

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« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2006, 05:26:28 pm »
The man from the burra of greens
grew up looking up to drag queens
off to the gym he went
he met a man there who was heaven sent
he  now works full time as a cock fiend.
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Re: limericks.
« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2006, 08:53:39 am »
Thats code for bangin a dood
I can't wait to fuckin' hammer somebody.