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FAMILY GUY
« on: May 22, 2006, 12:01:33 pm »
"YOU BETTER WATCH WHO YOU'RE CALLING A CHILD LOIS, BECAUSE IF I'M A CHILD YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MAKES YOU? A PAEDOPHILE, AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'M GONNA STAND HERE AND BE LECTURED BY A PERVERT"

DON'T SUSPECT ME, I'M NOT A SUSPECT CHARACTER.

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Re: FAMILY GUY
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2006, 10:38:47 pm »
laughing out loud, and rolling on the floor laughing.
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Re: FAMILY GUY
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2006, 11:07:06 am »
AquaTeenHungerForce is a superior show.
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Re: FAMILY GUY
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2006, 10:56:08 pm »
YOU ARE A FUCKING POOFTER IF YOU THINK ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN FAMILY GUY.
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Re: FAMILY GUY
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2006, 07:19:52 am »
YOU ARE A POOFTER IF YOU MEET MEN ON THE INTERNET AND HAVE SEX WITH THEM IN A PUBLIC TOILET WITH A HOLE DRILLED THROUGH THE WALL. EMO KILLER.
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Re: FAMILY GUY
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2006, 10:38:44 pm »
it was all sweet as long as he drilled the hole.
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Re: FAMILY GUY
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2006, 10:41:18 am »
Im assuming that he's the woman in your relationship?
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Re: FAMILY GUY
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2006, 12:22:59 am »
HE DRILLED IT GOOD.
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Re: FAMILY GUY
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2006, 09:29:55 am »
Give him the lawnmower, Bazza!
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Re: FAMILY GUY
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2006, 02:06:38 pm »
i gave some slut the lawnmower last night and i ripped out her entire large intestine *_*
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Re: FAMILY GUY
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2006, 05:52:41 pm »
Did you fuck her again after that?
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Re: FAMILY GUY
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2006, 09:20:00 pm »
uhh...durr. of course i did.
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Re: FAMILY GUY
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2006, 07:44:32 pm »
this one time, i had too much speed, so when i tried to get a boner i had a small weiner. i explaind to her that we couldn't shag because of the drugs i took then she asked, 'when you picked me up were you on speed?' i thought to myself, well unless i snorted 4 lines from the time we spoke to when we went into your parent's caravan, then i probally didn't have any speed. so i answered, 'yes, i was on drugs'. she started to put her clothes back on.


BAM! anti-climax story of the week.
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Re: FAMILY GUY
« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2006, 08:15:43 pm »
porkin the trailer moles way2go!  :L

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Re: FAMILY GUY
« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2006, 11:00:38 pm »
lavish. please tell me after she put her clothes back on you chained her upto the kitchen and made her cook you a delicious roast dinner.
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