... so i went back outside to were the boys were. the girl was still hanging around me, sitting on my knee, stealing my cigies, asking for shots of J.d n shit. my mate's were making gestures by thursting there pelvic bones to confirm whether or not i inserted my weiner into her. i made a couple of drug/drunk gestures in their direction to try and confirm their suspicions. one of them was the ol'little finger swaying in the wind, but they didn't get the message. the other way i had to communicate to the crowd of eager blokes was by pretending to snort and mouthing 'no' while pointing at my crotch. i'm suprised the girl sitting on my lap didn't realise what i was doing.
do you guys really want this pathetic story to continue or would you rather hear about the times that i have pulled shags?
