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Re: FAMILY GUY
« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2006, 10:10:15 am »
I wouldve spat a big whiz loogie straight into her asshole.
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Re: FAMILY GUY
« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2006, 08:33:57 pm »
i would have chased her around and tackled her and tried to grab her vagina n shitz
He was a sk8r boi! She said seeya later boi!

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Re: FAMILY GUY
« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2006, 11:05:58 pm »
PSSSS!
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Re: FAMILY GUY
« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2006, 03:46:31 pm »
... so i went back outside to were the boys were. the girl was still hanging around me, sitting on my knee, stealing my cigies, asking for shots of J.d n shit. my mate's were making gestures by thursting there pelvic bones to confirm whether or not i inserted my weiner into her. i made a couple of drug/drunk gestures in their direction to try and confirm their suspicions. one of them was the ol'little finger swaying in the wind, but they didn't get the message. the other way i had to communicate to the crowd of eager blokes was by pretending to snort and mouthing 'no' while pointing at my crotch. i'm suprised the girl sitting on my lap didn't realise what i was doing.

do you guys really want this pathetic story to continue or would you rather hear about the times that i have pulled shags?
fuck.

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Re: FAMILY GUY
« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2006, 04:29:19 pm »
LIES LIES LIES.
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Re: FAMILY GUY
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2006, 04:08:34 pm »
... so i went back outside to were the boys were. the girl was still hanging around me, sitting on my knee, stealing my cigies, asking for shots of J.d n shit. my mate's were making gestures by thursting there pelvic bones to confirm whether or not i inserted my weiner into her. i made a couple of drug/drunk gestures in their direction to try and confirm their suspicions. one of them was the ol'little finger swaying in the wind, but they didn't get the message. the other way i had to communicate to the crowd of eager blokes was by pretending to snort and mouthing 'no' while pointing at my crotch. i'm suprised the girl sitting on my lap didn't realise what i was doing.

do you guys really want this pathetic story to continue or would you rather hear about the times that i have pulled shags?
Nah keep telling the failure story, its more realistic.
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Re: FAMILY GUY
« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2006, 02:52:32 pm »
WOOOT WOOT
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Re: FAMILY GUY
« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2006, 02:58:19 pm »
you guys want another failure story?
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Re: FAMILY GUY
« Reply #23 on: June 12, 2006, 04:31:20 pm »
they call him fonzarelli  8)
He was a sk8r boi! She said seeya later boi!

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Re: FAMILY GUY
« Reply #24 on: June 15, 2006, 08:42:11 pm »
i would have chased her around and tackled her and tried to grab her vagina n shitz
the fonz really knows how to treat the ladies

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Re: FAMILY GUY
« Reply #25 on: July 01, 2006, 08:05:38 am »
i would have chased her around and tackled her and tried to grab her vagina n shitz
the fonz really knows how to treat the ladies
Thats how he'll treat you, little one. Try not to get too wet thinking about it.
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Re: FAMILY GUY
« Reply #26 on: July 01, 2006, 04:28:52 pm »
harry he already has treated you that way hasnt he.

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Re: FAMILY GUY
« Reply #27 on: July 02, 2006, 03:08:13 pm »
and how
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Re: FAMILY GUY
« Reply #28 on: July 02, 2006, 09:16:53 pm »
what i am implying is harry is fonzi's bitch.

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Re: FAMILY GUY
« Reply #29 on: July 03, 2006, 11:34:59 pm »
you don't understand the term 'and how' i guess..
such an emo thing to do.
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