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Offline iheartbeer

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I am teh n00b
« on: August 21, 2006, 01:14:23 am »
joo fux0r5

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Re: I am teh n00b
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2006, 10:08:43 am »
0mg


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Re: I am teh n00b
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2006, 12:18:50 pm »
Woohoo! Noob!
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Re: I am teh n00b
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2006, 05:57:38 pm »
I am a cadet atm, I have amassed a ton of skills thus far. I can throw a ninja dipped with poison at your face with pin-point accuracy. I can drink a beer then smash it over your head with pin-point accuracy. I can walk around like nobody's business. What can you do?

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Re: I am teh n00b
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2006, 01:00:51 am »
I think you'll fit in just fine.
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Re: I am teh n00b
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2006, 01:48:29 am »
I am a cadet atm, I have amassed a ton of skills thus far. I can throw a ninja dipped with poison at your face with pin-point accuracy. I can drink a beer then smash it over your head with pin-point accuracy. I can walk around like nobody's business. What can you do?
you sure you aint beer baron?
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Re: I am teh n00b
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2006, 01:58:42 am »
More examples of my greatness:

I once rode a dolphin to China to meet Mao Tse Tung(?) I then hitched a ride with a pelican to Africa and witnessed many accounts of pillaging and raping (my eyeballs got hurt). I then went to America and spat on Paris Hilton for being a slag (I also fucked Carmen Electra whilst there). THE END.

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Re: I am teh n00b
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2006, 12:54:10 pm »
Thats just lame. Riding dolphins.  :roll:
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Re: I am teh n00b
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2006, 07:50:48 pm »
This palce moves reeeeeaaaaall slow doesn't it.


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Re: I am teh n00b
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2006, 07:18:05 pm »
yep sure does
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Re: I am teh n00b
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2006, 01:15:10 pm »
very fucking sloe


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Re: I am teh n00b
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2006, 11:06:51 am »
Yeah this is pissin me off now. Start speaking shit idiots.
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Re: I am teh n00b
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2006, 04:30:09 pm »
yes sir :(
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Re: I am teh n00b
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2006, 03:27:54 pm »
Tell us a story mydouche
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Re: I am teh n00b
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2006, 01:02:42 pm »
MYDOUCHE TELL US A FUCKING STORY! DIDN'T YOU HEAR THE MAN?


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